maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound